Posted by
Juliana Johnson on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 12:30:40 PM
The two Jerrys are in the news again.
One
is a pompous ringmaster who appeals to the lowest common denominator,
exploiting ignorance, and preying on people's irrational fears.
The other one is Jerry Springer.
Together,
Jerrys Wright and Springer represent the most startling examples of a
disturbing socio-political phenomenon where we are instructed to treat
remorseless carnival barkers as serious contributors to civilized
society.
Barack Obama's ole, kooky uncle Jeremiah, a living,
breathing Horn of Plenty for John McCain, spent yesterday giving David
Axelrod heart palpitations by roosting his chickens before the National
Press Club.
Reverend Ocho Cinco tended to his theatrical
excesses high-fiving one audience member, pointing and winking to
another like he just scored a touchdown while he boasted about his
military service as evidence that he was more patriotic than Dick
Cheney.
By Wright's, ahem, logic, Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy
McVeigh, and John Allen Muhammed, all of whom served in the U.S.
military, are also more patriotic than the vice president. The point is
that military service, including Wright's, is deserving of respect and
thanks but it does not provide lifelong absolution for everything a
person does or says.
Meanwhile, Jerry Springer was busily
figuring out how to fit a pithy anecdote about a Nazi werewolf boy who
married his pet parakeet into the commencement speech he was invited to
deliver at Northwestern University Law School in two weeks.
One
can only hope U.S. Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens, a NU Law
alumnus, is on hand for this dignified affair to join in the chanting:
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!".
In response to the howls of protest over
selecting Springer, Northwestern Law School Dean David Van Zandt
offered the non-responsive response that Springer held public office
and was successful in the entertainment industry implying that he was
therefore a legitimate choice.
Dean Van Zandt glossed over the
fact that while in public office Springer distinguished himself by
getting caught paying for a prostitute with a check and that Springer's
"success" in entertainment was predicated on himself being a
prostitute, servicing the general public with every possible
incarnation of inbreeding.
So here's my "Final Thought": What a society exalts, it begets.
I am not concerned that the two Jerrys are held in high esteem by common sense Americans--that is certainly not the case.
Rather,
I get concerned when I consider exactly what we as a nation are
begetting when a venerated law school and the likely Presidential
nominee of the Democrat Party take their respective Jerrys seriously.